PROFILE: Crash Course of the Pussy Whisperer

Welcome to the Electric Circus! This is a crash course in who I am and what it’s all about. If you really want to get to know me, then I beseech you to read my blog where I have talked in length about my life up to this point (which is quite eventful) as well as my musings on life.  

I am Politically Incorrect and damn proud of it. I am UNFILTERED and unbound. I have lived a lot of years and I am not in the habit of apologizing for what I say. I tell jokes take no prisoners. I will probably offend you, so there is your warning.  What in FUCK do you expect by following a man who is called “The Pussy Whisperer”?

What you essentially need to know is that I am an average man with various interests. The blog began as an answer to the many questions I received on relationships and other questions on my online accounts and emails.  So here we go, if none of it pisses you off feel free to follow!

WHAT I HATE:

• ·         Liars, Cheaters, Adulterers, HomeWreckers, and disloyal/dishonest people. I don’t have time for the “playas” of the world and more than that you disgust me. If you intend on hooking up and breaking hearts rest assured I will call you out publicly and do my best to destroy your reputation. I hold a responsibility to those that follow me to ensure that they aren’t subjected to assholes and deceitful bitches. So if that is your intent, you have been warned.

• ·         Prejudice! I am a firm believer in equal rights for every human being that lives on this earth. I am friend to everyone of race,creed,color, and orientation.  We all bleed the same blood. If you have an issue with that, then please kindly go fuck yourself and spread your myopic hate filled heart elsewhere.

• ·         If you cannot spell, do not bother following me online. I will not follow back. Your time is better spent picking up a book or attending a hooked-on-phonics course.  I am all for slang, but goddamnit try and speak English so that others understand you. Finally, do not try to tell me it is a cultural or racial difference, I grew up on the streets and have multicultural friends who know how to write legibly and speak so that others can comprehend an idea. 

• ·         Ignorance is not attractive. If you’re stupid then please do not follow and make it awkward for me or the rest of my followers. I will not interact with you, and it is indeed pointless.  I find that most who are ignorant are lazy and do not wish to educate themselves. I will not waste my time with that ilk. If you have no idea what “ilk” means I have made my point!

• ·         Etiquette: I CALL OUT UNFOLLOWERS who do not have the common courtesy and respect to say goodbye. Many think I am an asshole for this, and perhaps I am, but these are MY rules. I treat everyone with respect and kindness and am allowing my followers into a small piece of my life. I only ask for consideration and the same respect I offer to you. To be treated like a human being. It makes absolutely no difference that this is online and not a private party at my house, you come in and should greet the host and introduce yourself. When you leave say goodbye instead of cowardly leaving by the back door. Many do this because they do not like my content, or get bored with short attention spans. That is fine. All I ask is that you offer up some human decency and polite behavior. If you cannot do that, then do NOT follow. Cowardly MotherFuckers will be called out and made an example of. It is that simple and it is not going to change.

• ·         I do NOT AUTOFOLLOW either, so say a simple hello if you want to be followed back.

• ·         Politics and Organized Religion: hold no interest for me. I am a spiritual man with agnostic tendencies. I do believe in a God, yet also believe man has no clue who or what it is. I see all religions as CULTS with blind unthinking followers who do not question. Gullible and passive. The same goes for you Atheists, so set on your own beliefs you have become a religion of non-religion. I search for my own answers, I do not need your opinions. 

• Politics is no different! Full of hearsay and finger pointing. I do not care if you’re Left, Right, or Moderate. It is a giant sandbox and you are all children in it. The real strings for the puppets are being pulled from behind the curtain. So none of what is visible makes a damn bit of difference. I have no political affiliations and never care to. Special interest groups have destroyed the world and those who stood by have helped. Enjoy your bed.

• ·         Lastly, I hate our media driven society of fame over substance.  If you are a materialist then we have nothing in common. I do not care if you are famous, or wealthy, or aspiring to be. I do not care how much money you make or what things you have. If you are one of those individuals that must compare your character by others monetarily or by finances I do not wish to know you. Likewise if you are a zombie of this generation stuck on reality television and mind numbing fads like the Twilight Saga. Or the Kardashians, the Hills or whatever reality television bullshit people are watching. Let me be clear: I DO NOT CARE! It disgusts me and so will you by proxy so keep those things to yourself.

So there are some dislikes, how about some likes?

• ·         I love Fat Girls and God does too! That’s more than just the name of a blog I wrote. I am attracted to women who look like women, the way God or nature intended. I honestly do not care how much a woman weighs as long as she is Happy and feels good about herself. Women are supposed to have curves. Period.

• ·         I  love Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Horror literature, films and television. It generally doesn’t matter what it is…if it falls into those categories I love it. I am a big fan of extremely bad movies as long as they were intended to be bad.  

• ·         I am a proud Metal Head. I love Rock and Roll of every kind. From Cradle of Filth to Warrant. Death Metal to Glam and everything in between. If it has loud guitars I am down. My favorite is Symphonic or Progressive Rock as I am also a classical music fan and love that integration. From the late 1970s into the music now I am a total fanboy of Metal. I also have a penchant for Blues, Soul and old R&B. Note I said OLD R&B not Hip Hop Pop crap on the airwaves today. If you’re a fan of that and the way the music industry has made Autotune an artist, then we have nothing in common musically. I like to see talent and hard work from musicians. Ideas and ideals. Actual thought and concept.

• ·         I like sex and am a very sexual being. I give advice about love and relationships and can be quite harsh and graphic. I do not hold back. If you are a bit prudish this isn’t the place for you or the man to follow. I have many friends and converse with people in the Adult Industry often.

• ·         I love TECH. I am currently working toward a BA in Computer Sciences and love giving tech advice if I am able. I have been working on computers for a very long time and am adept at solving any problem. I wish to own my own business in this field someday.

• ·         I have been an Occult/Paranormal Researcher for the past 30 years. I have had many first hand experiences and am always seeking to gain knowledge in these areas. I am a almost religious listener of Coast to Coast AM where they discuss such topics and have been listening nightly since 1993. I have missed but a handful of shows and have many archived. Ghosts. UFOs, exorcisms, conspiracies and all manner of things that go bump in the night. These are a few of my favorite things. I want to believe…. Much like the X-Files agents and am always searching for proof.

• ·         Lastly, I love my Goddess and mate @TheAlphaPussy … I am her lover and submissive, well as submissive as I can be anyway. We are in an FLR or Female Led Relationship. I cannot express my feelings for this woman in just a few lines but I thought it should be noted I am NOT available. I do not CYBER SEX and have no interest in anything else than making good friends and making people laugh or helping when I can.

So that is it. If you choose to follow you have been warned and I assume you bothered to read this blog/profile. If not…well, perhaps you should have.

Signed The Arrogant Asshole….

~PW (The Pussy Whisperer)